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Funny short stories
Thursday, 5 December 2013 • 06:32 • 2 comments The child and his mother:
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
Wrong email address:
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Elephant:
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
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HEY buddies.I'm gonna tell you a little bit information about me.
My name is zayanizakery.
My date of birth is 31 July 1999.
My hobbies are blogging,reading and drawing.
My favourite food is Nasi Lemak.
My favourite drink is orange juice.
My favourite novels are Harry Potter and The Hunger Games.
My favourite quote is "if you can dream it,you can do it"
I'm starting blogging in 1 april 2013.
I'm prefer this blog as a diary because most of my life events will be share in this blog.
I love reading a novel and creating my own novels or maybe a short stories.But,for sure,i'll make it become an awesome short stories.
I had created a few short stories and currently creating a new one which is about a magical and adventure of a girl.
Maybe someday,my short stories will be share in this blog.
I'm also created a few videos or kinda a small movies about my short stories.
I think that people will get interested in my short stories by reading it or watch it.
It surely will be such a great and magical short stories ever.
I think that's all from me.Till we meet again someday.Bye.
Thanks for reading.Btw,enjoy reading my blog.
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